Inanimate Objects

Inanimate objects are out to get me. That is all. 'Cap.

Thoughts on Steve Fairchild

This ought to be interesting

The ouster of Sonny. For the record, it is shameful of CSU to handle everything this way.

OUTRAGEOUS.

Roid RAGE!

The Mitchell Report: (Rockies in Purple)

Players Implicated in BALCO case:
Marvin Benard
Barry Bonds
Bobby Estalella
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Benito Santiago
Gary Sheffield
Randy Velarde

Players who may have purchased from Trainers, Pharmacies, etc.:
Lenny Dykstra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie (2005)
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust (2002)
Tim Laker
Josias Manzanillo
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettitte
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
Gregg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangelo
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle (2001-2003)
Ron Villone (2001)
Ryan Franklin
Chris Donnels
Todd Williams
Phil Hiatt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing (1998-2000)
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker (2002)
Adam Piatt
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christiansen
Mike Stanton
Stephen Randolph
Jerry Hairston, Jr.
Paul Lo Duca
Adam Riggs
Bart Miadich
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagné
Mike Bell
Matt Herges (Current)
Gary Bennett, Jr.
Jim Parque
Brendan Donnelly
Chad Allen
Jeff Williams
Howie Clark
Exavier "Nook" Logan

Alleged Internet Purchases:
Rick Ankiel
Paul Byrd
Jay Gibbons
Troy Glaus
Jose Guillen
Jerry Hairston Jr.
Gary Matthews, Jr.
Scott Schoeneweis
David Bell
Jose Canseco
Jason Grimsley
Darren Holmes (1993-1997)
John Rocker
Ismael Valdez
Matt Williams
Steve Woodard

Hee Hee

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3152880

Now, THAT says "Cubs" to me. Of course, maybe I should be worried if they are finally going to start letting go of failed experiments.... hmmmmmm.... Nah, Wood is firmly entrenched as a reliever while they wait for greatness in year 12. I was worried there for a minute. Cubs suck.

Oh yea baby!!!

Just for "Cap"

I wanna see this movie

Yep, this is definately one of our finest politicians

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2007/11/9sachs.html

I was unable to add a poll here, but I have the following question to pose:

What did Shark mean by the following quote:
"The kind that sticks to the windshield. And the kind that wets your socks even if you walk carefully."

A) Monkey Poo
B) Snow
C) Gum
D) Guts from Nebraskan Bugs
E) A Poodle

God Bless America!

http://baconsalt.com/

you have no idea

NCAA Proposal

So I've come up with a proposal for the NCAA.

You want the rankings to mean something provable?

Move all teams to 12 games, and the NCAA will schedule at least 2 of the 4-ish non-conference game spots based on previous year end rankings. Teams can opt in to a Tier structure for a given year, and they'll take whoever the NCAA spits out. Teams with less than 8 conference games can schedule more games in the system if they wish.

So 4 Tiers. Top 10, Top 20, Top 50, All.

Then there will be fantastic opportunity for fun games between schools.

Rule 1) no extra in-conference games, these are all out of conference
Rule 2) Tier selection will be taken into account on the BCS (or sucessor) ranking systems
Rule 3) Money for the Tier games is put into a pool, and split between the teams involved, as compared to with the conferences. Schools are not required to participate (but the TV money will strongly encourge that.)

Then the rankings give people an idea how to compare teams up.

And we can avoid a playoff. (and we know where I stand on that)

Thoughts? Where can we improve this to make it work?

Blackhawks Dustin Byfuglien

G-Horror, what do you think of your Blackhawks?!? I read today this Byfuglien (buf-lin) defensemen got a hat trick within 5 minutes?... Not only that, looks like they were playing against the Phoenix Coyotes, gotta hear what the "Rockies Betrayor" thinks of that... give us the rundown when you hear from him. -'Cap'

When will New England Lose?

Place your bets. Who will beat New England? Or will they fall? Are they on a mission from God? Only time will tell. They seemed to be getting the "breaks" the last two weeks.

(Look...it's the Patriot that can't find the endzone!)


Remaining schedule:
vs. Pittsburgh (This is my prediction)
vs. New York Jets (Right.)
vs. Miami (Wouldn't that be perfect? Miami 0-14 beats New England 14-0 to preserve the record. Both.)
@ New York Giants (Popped the 98' Broncos Bubble)

And just because:







Tom's "tapped" that.





And that.

now this is the standard

Just to upset Bookie

Sucks

here we go!

Ohio State was No. 1 and LSU was 2 in the AP Top 25 on Sunday, just as they were a month ago, before four weeks of upsets and unlikely results capped the most unpredictable college football season in recent memory.

oh, and I'm still really pissed about losing Sean Taylor. RIP.

Bookie forgot this Stomach punch game

I made his life miserable if nothing else... I even still have a T-shirt... Common... this isn't in the top 10!?!?!?!