FUCK YOU, YOU EVIL, BIG GAME-CHOKING, NEVER-BEATING-FLORIDA, LOOKS LIKE A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN- BUT REALLY IS A COCKSUCKER, "HEY MY PANCREAS WORKS, HOW ABOUT YOU?", PRICK. YOU'LL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS TOM BRADY. FUCKIN' LIVE WITH THAT. I HOPE YOU DIE WITH ELI'S DICK IN YOUR THROAT.
There. now I feel better. How's everybody else doing?