Inanimate Objects

Inanimate objects are out to get me. That is all. 'Cap.

Thoughts on Steve Fairchild

This ought to be interesting

The ouster of Sonny. For the record, it is shameful of CSU to handle everything this way.

OUTRAGEOUS.

Roid RAGE!

The Mitchell Report: (Rockies in Purple)

Players Implicated in BALCO case:
Marvin Benard
Barry Bonds
Bobby Estalella
Jason Giambi
Jeremy Giambi
Benito Santiago
Gary Sheffield
Randy Velarde

Players who may have purchased from Trainers, Pharmacies, etc.:
Lenny Dykstra
David Segui
Larry Bigbie (2005)
Brian Roberts
Jack Cust (2002)
Tim Laker
Josias Manzanillo
Todd Hundley
Mark Carreon
Hal Morris
Matt Franco
Rondell White
Roger Clemens
Andy Pettitte
Chuck Knoblauch
Jason Grimsley
Gregg Zaun
David Justice
F.P. Santangelo
Glenallen Hill
Mo Vaughn
Denny Neagle (2001-2003)
Ron Villone (2001)
Ryan Franklin
Chris Donnels
Todd Williams
Phil Hiatt
Kevin Young
Mike Lansing (1998-2000)
Cody McKay
Kent Mercker (2002)
Adam Piatt
Miguel Tejada
Jason Christiansen
Mike Stanton
Stephen Randolph
Jerry Hairston, Jr.
Paul Lo Duca
Adam Riggs
Bart Miadich
Fernando Vina
Kevin Brown
Eric Gagné
Mike Bell
Matt Herges (Current)
Gary Bennett, Jr.
Jim Parque
Brendan Donnelly
Chad Allen
Jeff Williams
Howie Clark
Exavier "Nook" Logan

Alleged Internet Purchases:
Rick Ankiel
Paul Byrd
Jay Gibbons
Troy Glaus
Jose Guillen
Jerry Hairston Jr.
Gary Matthews, Jr.
Scott Schoeneweis
David Bell
Jose Canseco
Jason Grimsley
Darren Holmes (1993-1997)
John Rocker
Ismael Valdez
Matt Williams
Steve Woodard

Hee Hee

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3152880

Now, THAT says "Cubs" to me. Of course, maybe I should be worried if they are finally going to start letting go of failed experiments.... hmmmmmm.... Nah, Wood is firmly entrenched as a reliever while they wait for greatness in year 12. I was worried there for a minute. Cubs suck.

Oh yea baby!!!

Just for "Cap"

I wanna see this movie

Yep, this is definately one of our finest politicians

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2007/11/9sachs.html

I was unable to add a poll here, but I have the following question to pose:

What did Shark mean by the following quote:
"The kind that sticks to the windshield. And the kind that wets your socks even if you walk carefully."

A) Monkey Poo
B) Snow
C) Gum
D) Guts from Nebraskan Bugs
E) A Poodle

God Bless America!

http://baconsalt.com/

you have no idea

NCAA Proposal

So I've come up with a proposal for the NCAA.

You want the rankings to mean something provable?

Move all teams to 12 games, and the NCAA will schedule at least 2 of the 4-ish non-conference game spots based on previous year end rankings. Teams can opt in to a Tier structure for a given year, and they'll take whoever the NCAA spits out. Teams with less than 8 conference games can schedule more games in the system if they wish.

So 4 Tiers. Top 10, Top 20, Top 50, All.

Then there will be fantastic opportunity for fun games between schools.

Rule 1) no extra in-conference games, these are all out of conference
Rule 2) Tier selection will be taken into account on the BCS (or sucessor) ranking systems
Rule 3) Money for the Tier games is put into a pool, and split between the teams involved, as compared to with the conferences. Schools are not required to participate (but the TV money will strongly encourge that.)

Then the rankings give people an idea how to compare teams up.

And we can avoid a playoff. (and we know where I stand on that)

Thoughts? Where can we improve this to make it work?

Blackhawks Dustin Byfuglien

G-Horror, what do you think of your Blackhawks?!? I read today this Byfuglien (buf-lin) defensemen got a hat trick within 5 minutes?... Not only that, looks like they were playing against the Phoenix Coyotes, gotta hear what the "Rockies Betrayor" thinks of that... give us the rundown when you hear from him. -'Cap'

When will New England Lose?

Place your bets. Who will beat New England? Or will they fall? Are they on a mission from God? Only time will tell. They seemed to be getting the "breaks" the last two weeks.

(Look...it's the Patriot that can't find the endzone!)


Remaining schedule:
vs. Pittsburgh (This is my prediction)
vs. New York Jets (Right.)
vs. Miami (Wouldn't that be perfect? Miami 0-14 beats New England 14-0 to preserve the record. Both.)
@ New York Giants (Popped the 98' Broncos Bubble)

And just because:







Tom's "tapped" that.





And that.

now this is the standard

Just to upset Bookie

Sucks

here we go!

Ohio State was No. 1 and LSU was 2 in the AP Top 25 on Sunday, just as they were a month ago, before four weeks of upsets and unlikely results capped the most unpredictable college football season in recent memory.

oh, and I'm still really pissed about losing Sean Taylor. RIP.

Bookie forgot this Stomach punch game

I made his life miserable if nothing else... I even still have a T-shirt... Common... this isn't in the top 10!?!?!?!

AMEN

Atta Boy Gene Simmons

Gene Simmons could kick all their @sses.

But seriously now, how is this different from coffee night with the exception that we get to hear from our out-of-town buddies?

The worst part is, I don't really see much in the way of pun-worthy material here. You guys are really going to make me work for this, aren't you?

So anyway, I want a Santa hat and a banana for Christmas. Maybe a giant greenhouse with infrared security sensors and some solar panels for the living quarters as well. ("Living quarters" not to be confused with "state quarters").

Atta boy Gene

Get after 'em!

And a columnist on yahoo came up with a bracket. Tell me you wouldn't want to see some of those games.

Football baby

12:04- John Saunders- "This year, with all the top 5 teams losing every week, has proven that college football doesn't need a playoff" IDIOT!!!!!!

Leave John alone. He's right. you're just jaded.

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Oh, nice diary. haven't read shark's yet.

watched the CU/Neb game, and talk about your waste of time. seriously. i think mid 3rd Q that Hawk should have gone to one of the retirement homes in Longmont (cause nobody old can afford to live in Boulder) and picked a new defense. Cause weren't nobody getting it done

Also caught the Kansas/Mizzou game. Poor kansas. if they'd have just played a good team one other time this year, they might have figured out how to get up off the floor before the 4th quarter.... as it was, once they finally figured out how to play, it was too late...

btw, nice work to LSU!

now I just need Oklahoma to win, and things will be looking up for the buckeyes!

ranked #3 now

yippee

Denver - Chicago Game

I figured that I should take some time off from movie reviewing to throw in my two cents. After all, I've rated 17 in 5 days of blogging.

Big football game Sunday for me. Denver at Chicago. My two favorite teams. Someone will win. But who do I root for? On the Bears side of the ball...I have:

A. The Bears Defense on my fantasy football team
B. A never ending love for Brian Urlacher
C. A third place in division 4-6 football team.
D. No love for Rex Grossman.

On the Broncos side of the ball...I have:
A. Selvin Young on one of my fantasy football teams
B. A growing love for Jay Cutler
C. A tied for 1st place in division 5-5 football team
D. Still no love for Grossman

So I have fantasy football players affecting my love. The team I have with the Bears defense is going up against the guy who has Brett Favre throwing 381 yds and 3 TD's on Turkey Day. (Fuck you Detroit Lions! You've screwed me all year!)

Week 3: Donovan McNabb throws for 381 yds and 4 TD's good for 52 pts (guess who he played against?)
Week 4: I pick up Brian Griese for Drew Bree's bye week. Hey Detroit has been getting scorched by the air all year, what could go wrong? Griese throws 3 picks in the endzone.
Week 7: The guy I play picks up Jeff Garcia for the week. Garcia plays Detroit, same logic I had for Week 4. Garcia throws for 316 yds and 2 TD's = 46 pts
Week 8: Detroit goes to Chicago and scorches my Bears Defense
Week 9: Detroit scorches the Broncos. At least I didn't play the guy who had Cutler (1 pt). Oh wait, I played the guy who had Jon Kitna. FUCK! 30 pts in limited action. At least the backup came in during the 3rd Qtr. I trade for Roy Williams this week to maybe break the curse. Five points. Dammit!
Week 10: Pissed off at Detroit, I bench Roy Williams. He scores 2 TD's and gets 21 pts on my bench. Fuckers!


Back to the Denver-Chicago reasoning...okay my fantasy teams are getting screwed this year, fuck reasoning A.
B: I love Urlacher and Cutler = wash.
C: Denver is in 1st (a bad 5-5 record) and Chicago is in 3rd (4-6) = Advantage Denver
D. No love for Grossman vs Still no love for Grossman. Two negatives equal a positive right? NO! Grossman sucks! He cost us a Super Bowl! Fuck him! = Advantage Denver

I guess I'll root for the Broncos!

Later,

Tommy Gun

The Diary Experiment.

Joe and I kept dueling running diaries for the Nebraska-CU game. Discuss and Compare.

Joe's

Bookie's

And way to choke, LSU!

NBA Action... It's FANTASTIC!!!

Couple of great Hoops vids for y'all (Remember that dunk, Book?)

Chris... this is for you!

Rose Bowl?

In answer to your question, I'd prefer to play Oregon for the sheer ease, now that Dixon is out.

In the long term, I've had a feeling we'd play ASU for awhile.

That worries me. Oregon would have been the natural, but, I get the impression we can stick a fork in them...

USC is a long shot at this point.

Technically there's still a shot at the BCS title game. Oklahoma helped out by choking out this weekend. LSU is probably sabotaged thanks to Carr's retirement. there are possiblities i'm saying...

You Asked For This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSQ1IFWhhY8

To Bookie With Love:

Revenge of the Pole

I'm here!!!

Be afraid.

And don't you mean Illinois victory over Ohio St?

Hell Yeah

Bring it on

so ignore my comment. apparently it helps if i check my email.

so we gonna lay groundwork for this

or do I just get to bask in the Buckeye victory over michigan?

Welcome

somebody (I think it was James) had the idea to start a blog we could all be on, so I took the initiative.