Atta Boy Gene Simmons

Gene Simmons could kick all their @sses.

But seriously now, how is this different from coffee night with the exception that we get to hear from our out-of-town buddies?

The worst part is, I don't really see much in the way of pun-worthy material here. You guys are really going to make me work for this, aren't you?

So anyway, I want a Santa hat and a banana for Christmas. Maybe a giant greenhouse with infrared security sensors and some solar panels for the living quarters as well. ("Living quarters" not to be confused with "state quarters").