Hulk: The LIst

So Simmons finally had a great link, buried in the latest post.

Reasons the Hulk gets mad, and becomes the Hulk

http://kennethjohnson.us/HulkOutList.html

some highlights

88. Hit in the face with a high powered beebee gun, which causes him to fall
over the balcony and plunge 40 feet into the seats below

76. Falling in a pitfall set by the crazed man who is hunting David on his private
island, and then being stung by the scorpion when trying to climb out

69. Making some Hell's Angels very angry with him

50. Receiving a speeding ticket

51. Having Thor the Thunder God push him around

29. Having two mean football players snap wet towels at him and shove him into
the steam room which they have turned on to full blast

24. Being tied up and fed soup by an elderly Japanese woman who doesn't
understand words like "You've GOT to cut me loose!"

Hulk Angry.

Zombie Attack

The Fuzz, Bookie, and Shark and I were discussing what it would take to survive a zombie attack. It was agreed that Fuzz would bring the heat, and I would supply some garden skills and possibly martial arts training to the survivors, although I don't know how much good that would do since you have to take their heads off (the zombies, not the survivors, but thanks for asking). Anyway... So the first part is to find a secure location. I wanted to stay in my nice cold secluded concrete basement, but The Fuzz recommended we would all go to a nearby home improvement store and use the supplies to board it up. Great idea, but we would have to figure out what to do for food, water, and how to handle our arrival there if the place were already totally looted or zombie infested. Also, on his way over, Fuzz would want to rescue a few lovely damsels in distress. He said he'd give the less-pleasant ones to Bookie. Everyone else would have to fend for themselves in that arena. For water, we'd probably use the roof's drainage system as a sort of mini aquaduct. Not sure yet what we'd use to store the water or how to purify it, but those are details to be worked out later. Speaking of work, I'd better get back to it. But hopefully, more on the zombies later.
-'Cap

Panic attack

"This was a lot better than last year when everyone just kind of gave up and no one wanted to play anymore."

Not a good sign for the Big 10 (11).

http://www.daytondailynews.com/s/content/oh/story/sports/college/osu/2008/01/08/ddn010908arch.html

ha ha

Stat of the Week No. 8: After leading San Francisco to a loss Sunday, quarterback Chris Weinke is 2-18 as a starter.