Thursday, January 31, 2008

Hulk: The LIst

So Simmons finally had a great link, buried in the latest post.

Reasons the Hulk gets mad, and becomes the Hulk

http://kennethjohnson.us/HulkOutList.html

some highlights

88. Hit in the face with a high powered beebee gun, which causes him to fall
over the balcony and plunge 40 feet into the seats below

76. Falling in a pitfall set by the crazed man who is hunting David on his private
island, and then being stung by the scorpion when trying to climb out

69. Making some Hell's Angels very angry with him

50. Receiving a speeding ticket

51. Having Thor the Thunder God push him around

29. Having two mean football players snap wet towels at him and shove him into
the steam room which they have turned on to full blast

24. Being tied up and fed soup by an elderly Japanese woman who doesn't
understand words like "You've GOT to cut me loose!"

Hulk Angry.

2 comments:

Dave S. said...

12. Friends with skinny blonde kid who's favorite pasttime is to wait until Banner is not paying attention, and then...

"POKECHECK"


Hulk Very Angry.

Capuchin said...

17. Telemarketers. Hulk hate telemarket.