Zombie Attack

The Fuzz, Bookie, and Shark and I were discussing what it would take to survive a zombie attack. It was agreed that Fuzz would bring the heat, and I would supply some garden skills and possibly martial arts training to the survivors, although I don't know how much good that would do since you have to take their heads off (the zombies, not the survivors, but thanks for asking). Anyway... So the first part is to find a secure location. I wanted to stay in my nice cold secluded concrete basement, but The Fuzz recommended we would all go to a nearby home improvement store and use the supplies to board it up. Great idea, but we would have to figure out what to do for food, water, and how to handle our arrival there if the place were already totally looted or zombie infested. Also, on his way over, Fuzz would want to rescue a few lovely damsels in distress. He said he'd give the less-pleasant ones to Bookie. Everyone else would have to fend for themselves in that arena. For water, we'd probably use the roof's drainage system as a sort of mini aquaduct. Not sure yet what we'd use to store the water or how to purify it, but those are details to be worked out later. Speaking of work, I'd better get back to it. But hopefully, more on the zombies later.
-'Cap